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Where do SLPs work?

From ASHA:

Looks like the SLP jobs are in the schools. I think I’ll aim to be in that 3% working at a college or university.

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Amazon Prime

The agony of accidentally clicking “free standard shipping” instead of “prime 2 day shipping” when ordering on Amazon.

When you first realize what you’ve done:

When you can’t help checking the shipping status every few hours (or minutes):

The rage it induces when my package is still “in transit”:

On the day when it says my package will arrive, every time I hear something outside of my apartment move:

When it finally arrives, and I hear the knock on the door, but I can’t answer it because I chose the worst possible moment to take a shower:

I silently weep, knowing that I won’t have my new shoes until tomorrow.