The agony of accidentally clicking “free standard shipping” instead of “prime 2 day shipping” when ordering on Amazon.
When you first realize what you’ve done:
When you can’t help checking the shipping status every few hours (or minutes):
The rage it induces when my package is still “in transit”:
On the day when it says my package will arrive, every time I hear something outside of my apartment move:
When it finally arrives, and I hear the knock on the door, but I can’t answer it because I chose the worst possible moment to take a shower:
I silently weep, knowing that I won’t have my new shoes until tomorrow.