One problem with being in grad school is that everything suddenly seems to pertain to what you are studying.
I was reading whatshouldwecallme, and I saw the greatest goat showing off its tongue. My first thought?
It must suck to be a goat. The floppy tongue can’t produce all of the lingual sounds that my un-floppy tongue can.
Let’s do a distinctive feature analysis of this goat’s tongue at this moment:
New life goal: get a pet goat. Name it Noamsky.